Thursday, December 31, 2009

Nigerians in the air


It seems that, after recent attempts by a misguided Nigerian (Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab) to blow up an airliner, that their quaint problems are no longer funny.
Nah, still funny...
Because another Nigerian got in trouble when he refused to come out of the lavatory, causing a full-scale 'terrorist' alert. (Seems he just had a little stomach trouble, and a serious attitude problem.)

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Mrs. Augusta Madu

Dear Beloved Friend
Greetings in the name of Lord Jesus Christ, I am former Alhaja Fatima Madu, now Mrs. Augusta Madu a widow to late Alhaji Sheik Madu, I am 51 years old and now a new Christian convert, suffering from long-time cancer of the breast. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I may not live long according to my doctors, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.
My late husband late Alhaji Sheik Madu, was killed during the USA raid against terrorism in Afghanistan, and during the period of our marriage couldn't produce any child. My late husband was very wealthy, who made his money from the Afghanistan government, hence I inherited all his business and wealth after his death, the doctor has advised me that I may not live for more that six months, so I now decide to divide this wealth in order to contribute to the development of the churches in Africa, America, Asia, and Europe and for humanity in general. I selected you after visiting the website and I prayed over it, so I am willing to donate the sum of $10 million US Dollar to you on behalf of your organization to help in reaching the the less privileged and the development of the gospel of our lord Jesus Christ, since I am very sick to handle my dream on my own.
I want you to know that this fund is in presently in Security Company in Switzerland, where my late husband deposited it as a family treasure, because the security company never knows that the content in the deposited consignment is money as they are not allowed to keep money for clients. So upon your reply I will instruct my attorney, Barrister Michael Gill Holonis, who presently is in West Africa distributing relief materials to victims of bomb blast in Sierra Leone, to file in an application of withdrawal and for a change of names on the consignment to your favor.
I honestly pray that this money/donation when transferred to you on behalf of your organization will be used for the said purpose and properly too, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity.
Please note that, until this donation/consignment is signed and transferred into your account, I will strongly insist that this transaction most be keep a top secret.
All my plans is invest this donation for developing the of our God Words and to take care of the less privileged. So I will want you to also use this Donation according to my plans. Presently I am writing this letter from a Hospital where I have beeN taken my treatment, which is why I handed over everything concerning this Donation to my Attorney since he has been my family Lawyer for 18 years now.
Meanwhile to process the documents that will be used to withdrawn this consignment from the Security Company I will need some vita information about you on behalf of your organization so that I will forward it to my Attorney immediately, so please confirm this items as below.

1. Your full name
2. Your mailing address
3. Your telephone and fax numbers

On receipt of this confirmed items I will forward it to my Attorney so that some necessary changes will be made on the documents to enable you have claim to the Consignment/Donation.

May the grace of our lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the fellowship of God be with you and your family as I wait your gentle and kind response to this mail through augustamadu22@gmail.com
Expecting to hear from you as soon as possible.
God bless you and your family.

Mrs. Augusta Madu

Barrister Dennis Williams

TEMPLE CHAMBERS & ASSOCIATES
(LEGAL PRACTITIONAL)
No: 85, Western Avenue,
Surulere, Lagos

ATTN Sir/Madam,
It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a suprise.This is because we have not met before but I am inspired to sending you this email by the huge fund transfer opportunity that will be of mutual benefit to the two of us.
However, I am Barrister Dennis Williams, Attorney to the late Engr. Steve Moore a national of Isle of Man in UK, who used to work with Shell Petroleum Development Company(SPDC) in Nigeria. On the 11th of November,1997, my client,his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along Sagamu/Lagos Express Road.
Unfortunately they all lost their lives in the event of the accident, Since then I have made several enquiries to several Embassies to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the Internet to locate any member of his family but of no avail, hence I contacted you.
I contacted you to assist in repartrating the money and property left behind by my client,I can easily convince the bank with my legal practice that you are the only surviving relation of my client. Otherwise the Estate he left behind will be confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged. Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an
account valued at about $15 million U.S dollars(fiften million U.S. America dollars). Conseqently, the bank issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days.
Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over several years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at $15 million U.S dollars can be paid to your account and then you and me can share the money. 55% to me and 40% to you, while 5% should be for expenses or tax as your government may require.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through and forward the following to me
1, Your Full Name:
2, House Address:
3, Your Country:
4, Your Contact Telephone Number:
5, Your Age and Gender:
6, Your Occupation:
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Please get in touch with me by my email to enable us discuss further.

Yours Faithfully,
Barrister Dennis Williams,
NB: PLEASE, REPLY MY MAIL TO THIS EMAIL ADDRESS

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Dear Beloved Friend
Greetings in the name of Lord Jesus Christ, I am former Alhaja Fatima Madu, now Mrs. Augusta Madu a widow to late Alhaji Sheik Madu, I am 51 years old and now a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I may not live long according to my doctors, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.
My late husband late Alhaji Sheik Madu, was killed during the USA raid against terrorism in Afghanistan, and during the period of our marriage couldn't produce any child. My late husband was very wealthy, who made his money from the Afghanistani government, hence I inherited all his business and wealth after his death, the doctor has advised me that I may not live for more than six months, so I now decide to divide this wealth in order to ontribute to the development of the churches in Africa, America, Asia, and Europe and for humanity in general. I selected you after visiting the website and i prayed over it, so I am willing to donate the sum of $10 million US Dollars to you on behalf of your organization to help in reaching the the less privileged and the development of the gospel of our lord Jesus Christ, since I am very sick to handle my dream on my own.
I want you to know that this fund is in presently in a Security Company in Switzerland, where my late husband deposited it as a family treasure,because the security company never knows that the content in the deposited consignment is money as they are not allowed to keep money for clients. So and upon your reply I will instruct my attorney. barrister Michael Gill Holonis, who presently is in West Africa distributing relief materials to victims of bomb blast in Sierra-Leone, to file in an application of withdrawal and for a change of names on the consignment to your favor.
I honestly pray that this money/donation when transferred to you on behalf of your organization will be used for the said purpose and properly too, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity.
Please note that until this donation/consignment is signed and transferred into your account, I will trongly insist that this transaction must be keep a top secret.
All my plans is invest this donation for developing the of our God Words and to take care of the less privileged. So I will want you to also use this Donation according to my plans. Presently I am writing this letter from a Hospital where I have been taken my treatment, which is why I handed over everything concerning this Donation to my Attorney since he has been my family Lawyer for 18 years now.
Meanwhile to process the documents that will be used to withdraw this consignment from the Security Company I will need some vital information about you on behalf of your organization so that I will forward it to my Attorney immediately, so please confirm this items as below.

1,your full name
2,your mailing address
3,your telephone and fax numbers.

On receipt of this confirmed items I will forward it to my Attorney so that some necessary changes will be made on the documents to enable you have claim to the Consignment/Donation.

May the grace of our lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the fellowship of God be with you and your family as I wait your gentle and kind response to this mail.through augusta_maduxxx@yahoo.com

Expecting to hear from you as soon as possible.
God bless you and your family.

Mrs. Augusta Madu
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIAISLAND, LAGOS, NIGERIA

From the Desk Of:
Prof. CHARLES C. SOLUDO
Executive Governor
Central Bank of Nigeria

IMMEDIATE PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA TINUBU SQUARE VICTORIA
ISLAND LAGOS NIGERIA OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR
CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009,
Swift Code: BPH KPL PK,
A/C#: 329606=101244=169=678
FOREIGN REMITTANCE
PHONE:+234-70-8553-2343
Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04

Our Honorable Contractor,
We have this 1st of March, 2008 received a payment credit instruction from the federal Government of Nigeria to credit your account with your full contract funds from the Nigerian reserve account with our bank.
This is to notify you that your funds have been programmed for immediate release into your nominated bank account but we can not transfer this fund direct to your nominated bank account, because we are having a little problem with International Monetary Fund (IMF) so our method of payment is by Diplomatic Courier Service.
Be informed that every arrangement regarding your cash payment through diplomatic services has been made, note that your funds have been packaged likea consignment.
Note that the Diplomatic Agency has to move down to your Countryin order to deliver the Consignment to your doorstep.
You have to help the diplomats to get (yellow Tag Paper) so that the customs and immigration will not stop them in Airport, for security reason you are advice to follow the rules and regulation of the diplomats for easy collection of the consignment, you have to welcome the diplomatic agent, to enable them deliver the Consignment to you immediately, be informed that as soon as the diplomats obtain the above name certificate they will deliver the Consignment to your door step.
This consignment have been registered with FBI and there is no course for alarm because this is the best way that you can get your fund without any problem due to the numerous scam activities on the internet, it is not safe to sen one bank information anymore, so that is why we choose this method to effect your contract payment through a consignment and you are advice to provide all information so that there will not be any further delay in your payment.
We are sorry for the delays in your contract payment please bear with us.
However, you are to reconfirm to us the following information so that the consignment does not go to the wrong person.

Your Full Name: ______________________________
Your Complete Address:________________________
Name of City of Residence:____________________
Country:______________________________________
Direct Telephone Number:______________________
Mobile Number:________________________________
AGE :_________________________________________
Fax Number:___________________________________
Occupation: ________________________________
The Nearest airport to you:______________________________.
A scanned copy of your international passport or any valid identiy card of yours.

Note that as soon as the diplomatic arrive to your country they will give you a call immediately to enable you help them to get (yellow tag paper). Also all documents will be released to you to protect you from any branch of the law. Note that this payment will commence immediately I receive your information immediately This is to remind you that they has a transit to Londonand finally to arrive at your Country as the last destination on their diplomatic travel route this week.
Call me immediately on +234-70-8553-2343 for futher verbal discussions as regards to your contract fund delivery to your doorstep.
Yours in service,

Professor Charles Soludo
Executive Governor Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)
charles_20088@live.com

MR. ALHAJI UMAR MUSA YAR'ADUA

SWIFT BANK PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC
FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS.

ATTENTION:
THIS IS TO OFFICIALY INFORM YOU THAT I HAVE VERIFIED YOUR WINNING PRIZE/INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR WINNING PRIZE/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.
SECONDLY, I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK ALL YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU, I WISH TO ADVICE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISHES TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE I HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.
RIGHT NOW I HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT BANK PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION GIVEN BY ME THE PRESIDENT MR.ALHAJI UMAR MUSA YAR'ADUA (GCFR FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA)
THIS BANK PAYMENT CENTER WILL PAY YOUR FUND TO YOU, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE SWIFT BANK PAYMENT CENTER AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:
DR. JAMES UBA
INTEGRATED PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
DIRECT SECURITY LINE :(234-80-7422-4676 : FAX :234-80-2940-2741)
EMAIL:(swiftcardpayment_2008@yahoo.fr)

1.YOUR FULL NAME:
2.YOUR CURRENT OCCUPATION:
3.YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER:
4.YOUR TOTAL FUND TO BE RECEIVED:

INSTEAD OF LOOSING YOUR FUND, PLEASE INDICATE TO THE CARD CENTER THE TOTAL SUM YOU ARE EXPECTING, ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMINUCATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(s).
THIS IS TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN FINALIZING YOUR PAYMENT, AS SOON AS YOU REPLY TO THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION IN THIS REGARDS AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE MENTIONED OFFICE.
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

MR. ALHAJI UMAR MUSA YAR'ADUA
(GCFR FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA)

NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (911) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE SWIFT BANK PAYMENT CENTER.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Barrister John Abi

BARRISTER JOHN ABI
PLOT 998 IDEJO/DANMOIE STREET
VICTORIA ISLAND
LAGOS NIGERIA
E-MAIL: mr_johnabi2004@latinmail.com

PERSONAL AND CONFIDENTIAL

My Dear Friend,
I am Barrister John Abi, an advocate and solicitor. I am the Personal Attorney to Mrs. J. Patten, a foreigner who used to work with the European Development Company in Nigeria. On the 21st of April 2005, my client, his wife, and their three children were involved in a car accident along Agama Express Road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.
Since then I have made several enquiries to his embassy to see if I can locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has all the while proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives (i.e., same surname) over the Internet, to locate any member of his family, but of no avail, hence I contacted you.
I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposit was lodged. Particularly, the Bank, where the deceased had an account valued at about 7.3 million dollars, has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin to the deceased or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over two years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you are still a foreigner, so that the proceeds of this account valued at $7.3million USD can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money, 50% to me and 45% to you, while 5% should be for expenses or tax as your government may require.
I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Please get in touch with me by my email:mr_johnabi2004@latinmail.com
Best regards,
Barrister John Abi