Thursday, December 31, 2009

Nigerians in the air


It seems that, after recent attempts by a misguided Nigerian (Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab) to blow up an airliner, that their quaint problems are no longer funny.
Nah, still funny...
Because another Nigerian got in trouble when he refused to come out of the lavatory, causing a full-scale 'terrorist' alert. (Seems he just had a little stomach trouble, and a serious attitude problem.)

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Mrs. Augusta Madu

Dear Beloved Friend
Greetings in the name of Lord Jesus Christ, I am former Alhaja Fatima Madu, now Mrs. Augusta Madu a widow to late Alhaji Sheik Madu, I am 51 years old and now a new Christian convert, suffering from long-time cancer of the breast. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I may not live long according to my doctors, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.
My late husband late Alhaji Sheik Madu, was killed during the USA raid against terrorism in Afghanistan, and during the period of our marriage couldn't produce any child. My late husband was very wealthy, who made his money from the Afghanistan government, hence I inherited all his business and wealth after his death, the doctor has advised me that I may not live for more that six months, so I now decide to divide this wealth in order to contribute to the development of the churches in Africa, America, Asia, and Europe and for humanity in general. I selected you after visiting the website and I prayed over it, so I am willing to donate the sum of $10 million US Dollar to you on behalf of your organization to help in reaching the the less privileged and the development of the gospel of our lord Jesus Christ, since I am very sick to handle my dream on my own.
I want you to know that this fund is in presently in Security Company in Switzerland, where my late husband deposited it as a family treasure, because the security company never knows that the content in the deposited consignment is money as they are not allowed to keep money for clients. So upon your reply I will instruct my attorney, Barrister Michael Gill Holonis, who presently is in West Africa distributing relief materials to victims of bomb blast in Sierra Leone, to file in an application of withdrawal and for a change of names on the consignment to your favor.
I honestly pray that this money/donation when transferred to you on behalf of your organization will be used for the said purpose and properly too, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity.
Please note that, until this donation/consignment is signed and transferred into your account, I will strongly insist that this transaction most be keep a top secret.
All my plans is invest this donation for developing the of our God Words and to take care of the less privileged. So I will want you to also use this Donation according to my plans. Presently I am writing this letter from a Hospital where I have beeN taken my treatment, which is why I handed over everything concerning this Donation to my Attorney since he has been my family Lawyer for 18 years now.
Meanwhile to process the documents that will be used to withdrawn this consignment from the Security Company I will need some vita information about you on behalf of your organization so that I will forward it to my Attorney immediately, so please confirm this items as below.

1. Your full name
2. Your mailing address
3. Your telephone and fax numbers

On receipt of this confirmed items I will forward it to my Attorney so that some necessary changes will be made on the documents to enable you have claim to the Consignment/Donation.

May the grace of our lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the fellowship of God be with you and your family as I wait your gentle and kind response to this mail through augustamadu22@gmail.com
Expecting to hear from you as soon as possible.
God bless you and your family.

Mrs. Augusta Madu

Barrister Dennis Williams

TEMPLE CHAMBERS & ASSOCIATES
(LEGAL PRACTITIONAL)
No: 85, Western Avenue,
Surulere, Lagos

ATTN Sir/Madam,
It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a suprise.This is because we have not met before but I am inspired to sending you this email by the huge fund transfer opportunity that will be of mutual benefit to the two of us.
However, I am Barrister Dennis Williams, Attorney to the late Engr. Steve Moore a national of Isle of Man in UK, who used to work with Shell Petroleum Development Company(SPDC) in Nigeria. On the 11th of November,1997, my client,his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along Sagamu/Lagos Express Road.
Unfortunately they all lost their lives in the event of the accident, Since then I have made several enquiries to several Embassies to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the Internet to locate any member of his family but of no avail, hence I contacted you.
I contacted you to assist in repartrating the money and property left behind by my client,I can easily convince the bank with my legal practice that you are the only surviving relation of my client. Otherwise the Estate he left behind will be confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged. Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an
account valued at about $15 million U.S dollars(fiften million U.S. America dollars). Conseqently, the bank issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days.
Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over several years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at $15 million U.S dollars can be paid to your account and then you and me can share the money. 55% to me and 40% to you, while 5% should be for expenses or tax as your government may require.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through and forward the following to me
1, Your Full Name:
2, House Address:
3, Your Country:
4, Your Contact Telephone Number:
5, Your Age and Gender:
6, Your Occupation:
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Please get in touch with me by my email to enable us discuss further.

Yours Faithfully,
Barrister Dennis Williams,
NB: PLEASE, REPLY MY MAIL TO THIS EMAIL ADDRESS

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Dear Beloved Friend
Greetings in the name of Lord Jesus Christ, I am former Alhaja Fatima Madu, now Mrs. Augusta Madu a widow to late Alhaji Sheik Madu, I am 51 years old and now a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I may not live long according to my doctors, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.
My late husband late Alhaji Sheik Madu, was killed during the USA raid against terrorism in Afghanistan, and during the period of our marriage couldn't produce any child. My late husband was very wealthy, who made his money from the Afghanistani government, hence I inherited all his business and wealth after his death, the doctor has advised me that I may not live for more than six months, so I now decide to divide this wealth in order to ontribute to the development of the churches in Africa, America, Asia, and Europe and for humanity in general. I selected you after visiting the website and i prayed over it, so I am willing to donate the sum of $10 million US Dollars to you on behalf of your organization to help in reaching the the less privileged and the development of the gospel of our lord Jesus Christ, since I am very sick to handle my dream on my own.
I want you to know that this fund is in presently in a Security Company in Switzerland, where my late husband deposited it as a family treasure,because the security company never knows that the content in the deposited consignment is money as they are not allowed to keep money for clients. So and upon your reply I will instruct my attorney. barrister Michael Gill Holonis, who presently is in West Africa distributing relief materials to victims of bomb blast in Sierra-Leone, to file in an application of withdrawal and for a change of names on the consignment to your favor.
I honestly pray that this money/donation when transferred to you on behalf of your organization will be used for the said purpose and properly too, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity.
Please note that until this donation/consignment is signed and transferred into your account, I will trongly insist that this transaction must be keep a top secret.
All my plans is invest this donation for developing the of our God Words and to take care of the less privileged. So I will want you to also use this Donation according to my plans. Presently I am writing this letter from a Hospital where I have been taken my treatment, which is why I handed over everything concerning this Donation to my Attorney since he has been my family Lawyer for 18 years now.
Meanwhile to process the documents that will be used to withdraw this consignment from the Security Company I will need some vital information about you on behalf of your organization so that I will forward it to my Attorney immediately, so please confirm this items as below.

1,your full name
2,your mailing address
3,your telephone and fax numbers.

On receipt of this confirmed items I will forward it to my Attorney so that some necessary changes will be made on the documents to enable you have claim to the Consignment/Donation.

May the grace of our lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the fellowship of God be with you and your family as I wait your gentle and kind response to this mail.through augusta_maduxxx@yahoo.com

Expecting to hear from you as soon as possible.
God bless you and your family.

Mrs. Augusta Madu
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIAISLAND, LAGOS, NIGERIA

From the Desk Of:
Prof. CHARLES C. SOLUDO
Executive Governor
Central Bank of Nigeria

IMMEDIATE PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA TINUBU SQUARE VICTORIA
ISLAND LAGOS NIGERIA OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR
CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009,
Swift Code: BPH KPL PK,
A/C#: 329606=101244=169=678
FOREIGN REMITTANCE
PHONE:+234-70-8553-2343
Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04

Our Honorable Contractor,
We have this 1st of March, 2008 received a payment credit instruction from the federal Government of Nigeria to credit your account with your full contract funds from the Nigerian reserve account with our bank.
This is to notify you that your funds have been programmed for immediate release into your nominated bank account but we can not transfer this fund direct to your nominated bank account, because we are having a little problem with International Monetary Fund (IMF) so our method of payment is by Diplomatic Courier Service.
Be informed that every arrangement regarding your cash payment through diplomatic services has been made, note that your funds have been packaged likea consignment.
Note that the Diplomatic Agency has to move down to your Countryin order to deliver the Consignment to your doorstep.
You have to help the diplomats to get (yellow Tag Paper) so that the customs and immigration will not stop them in Airport, for security reason you are advice to follow the rules and regulation of the diplomats for easy collection of the consignment, you have to welcome the diplomatic agent, to enable them deliver the Consignment to you immediately, be informed that as soon as the diplomats obtain the above name certificate they will deliver the Consignment to your door step.
This consignment have been registered with FBI and there is no course for alarm because this is the best way that you can get your fund without any problem due to the numerous scam activities on the internet, it is not safe to sen one bank information anymore, so that is why we choose this method to effect your contract payment through a consignment and you are advice to provide all information so that there will not be any further delay in your payment.
We are sorry for the delays in your contract payment please bear with us.
However, you are to reconfirm to us the following information so that the consignment does not go to the wrong person.

Your Full Name: ______________________________
Your Complete Address:________________________
Name of City of Residence:____________________
Country:______________________________________
Direct Telephone Number:______________________
Mobile Number:________________________________
AGE :_________________________________________
Fax Number:___________________________________
Occupation: ________________________________
The Nearest airport to you:______________________________.
A scanned copy of your international passport or any valid identiy card of yours.

Note that as soon as the diplomatic arrive to your country they will give you a call immediately to enable you help them to get (yellow tag paper). Also all documents will be released to you to protect you from any branch of the law. Note that this payment will commence immediately I receive your information immediately This is to remind you that they has a transit to Londonand finally to arrive at your Country as the last destination on their diplomatic travel route this week.
Call me immediately on +234-70-8553-2343 for futher verbal discussions as regards to your contract fund delivery to your doorstep.
Yours in service,

Professor Charles Soludo
Executive Governor Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)
charles_20088@live.com

MR. ALHAJI UMAR MUSA YAR'ADUA

SWIFT BANK PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC
FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS.

ATTENTION:
THIS IS TO OFFICIALY INFORM YOU THAT I HAVE VERIFIED YOUR WINNING PRIZE/INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR WINNING PRIZE/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.
SECONDLY, I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK ALL YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU, I WISH TO ADVICE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISHES TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE I HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.
RIGHT NOW I HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT BANK PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION GIVEN BY ME THE PRESIDENT MR.ALHAJI UMAR MUSA YAR'ADUA (GCFR FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA)
THIS BANK PAYMENT CENTER WILL PAY YOUR FUND TO YOU, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE SWIFT BANK PAYMENT CENTER AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:
DR. JAMES UBA
INTEGRATED PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
DIRECT SECURITY LINE :(234-80-7422-4676 : FAX :234-80-2940-2741)
EMAIL:(swiftcardpayment_2008@yahoo.fr)

1.YOUR FULL NAME:
2.YOUR CURRENT OCCUPATION:
3.YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER:
4.YOUR TOTAL FUND TO BE RECEIVED:

INSTEAD OF LOOSING YOUR FUND, PLEASE INDICATE TO THE CARD CENTER THE TOTAL SUM YOU ARE EXPECTING, ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMINUCATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(s).
THIS IS TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN FINALIZING YOUR PAYMENT, AS SOON AS YOU REPLY TO THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION IN THIS REGARDS AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE MENTIONED OFFICE.
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

MR. ALHAJI UMAR MUSA YAR'ADUA
(GCFR FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA)

NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (911) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE SWIFT BANK PAYMENT CENTER.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Barrister John Abi

BARRISTER JOHN ABI
PLOT 998 IDEJO/DANMOIE STREET
VICTORIA ISLAND
LAGOS NIGERIA
E-MAIL: mr_johnabi2004@latinmail.com

PERSONAL AND CONFIDENTIAL

My Dear Friend,
I am Barrister John Abi, an advocate and solicitor. I am the Personal Attorney to Mrs. J. Patten, a foreigner who used to work with the European Development Company in Nigeria. On the 21st of April 2005, my client, his wife, and their three children were involved in a car accident along Agama Express Road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.
Since then I have made several enquiries to his embassy to see if I can locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has all the while proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives (i.e., same surname) over the Internet, to locate any member of his family, but of no avail, hence I contacted you.
I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposit was lodged. Particularly, the Bank, where the deceased had an account valued at about 7.3 million dollars, has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin to the deceased or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over two years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you are still a foreigner, so that the proceeds of this account valued at $7.3million USD can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money, 50% to me and 45% to you, while 5% should be for expenses or tax as your government may require.
I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Please get in touch with me by my email:mr_johnabi2004@latinmail.com
Best regards,
Barrister John Abi

Mr.Robert David

FILE CODE #: ATM/LAG/NG
ATTN: BENEFICIARY,

IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF YOUR INHERITANCE FUND VIA ATM SWIFT CARD.

In close consultation with the World Bank, IMF and the European Union (EU), this is to notify you of your enlistment as a beneficiary of a recent Debt Management and Settlement Forum organized on the status of global arrangement to have your beneficiary fund settled once and for all. Of course, In the hope that you must have been aware of the past financial leakages in the European foreign inheritance payment system, and frustrations associated there from in your last attempt to claim your fund, fund of beneficiaries (like your self) was subjected to unnecessary bureaucratic bottlenecks in lieu of claiming funds due to them.
The World Body, having solicited and received the cooperation of Nigerian Presidency, in harmonizing the sequence of payments, have discovered from records of outstanding foreign inheritance fund of beneficiaries due them, that your name and payment has been withheld and remain unpaid as a result of such bottleneck. On the prompting of this finding, I wish to officially notify you that all aspects of your payment claim is being harmonized, enabling payment to be released to you as urgently as you act on the instructions of this mail.
Consequently, Central Bank Of Nigeria has been directed by the World Body to offset these outstanding debts, using ATM Swift Card payment arrangement.
Already, a total amount of US$500 Million has been provided to the bank for this purpose and it is on first come first serve. With this arrangement, I wish to inform you that Central Bank Of Nigeria has been instructed to issue in your favour an Atm Cash Card with the valued amount of US$1.3M. In paying this amount to you, please note that it is without Prejudice to your original inheritance sum.
Rather, it is a stop-gap payment arrangement put in place by the World Body on one hand ensure that you receive part of your fund, while on the However, we are worried with the counter information received from on Mr. Casey Collins , purporting to be from your directive,with express instruction to activate the ATM Cash Card for release of fund to his name a bank account in the "Cayman Islands" Obviously, we are hesitant to honor this instruction as it were, and would request that you clarify same upon your contact with Afribank Nigeria Plc.
In addition to that,you should provide the bank with the following details to forestall any mistake of issuing the ATM Card with the wrong information already submitted by Mr. Casey Collins:
(1) Your Full Names
(2) Address, Phone, Fax and Cell numbers (up to date) for ease of contact
(3) Beneficiary name for activation of your ATM CARD.
Believing that this arrangement will suit your condition and expectations, we will therefore request for your expedited response to avoid any more delays.
Your response should be directed to Abbey Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Charlse Bangura; Director Atm Payment Dept through his official email address: mr.chalsebangura@yahoo.com.hk,Tel: (Provide upon your reponse), Your file reference code for your payment is ATM/2561/NG-07 and should be quoted in your contact mail to the bank otherwise the bank will not recognize or process your ATM Swift.
Best Regards,
Mr.Robert David
Deputy Manager,
International Credit Settlement,
Federal Republic OF Nigeria.

Friday, April 24, 2009

UNRIC Brussels

UNRIC Brussels/Other UN DONORS Agencies
INTERNATIONAL SUPPORTS GROUP/
A UNITED NATIONS AID PROJECT 2009
United Nations Regional Information Centre for Western Europe (UNRIC Brussels)
Residence Palace, Rue de la Loi/Wetstraat 155, Block C2,7th and 8th floor, Brussels 1040, Belgium - Tel.: +32 2 788 8485

Vacancies and internships at UNRIC Brussels/Other UN DONORS Agencies and Offices
UNRIC Brussels is looking for qualified interns for a period of three to six months. Applicants should have good academic background in the areas of communications, journalism, international relations, marketing or political science. Candidates must have strong written and oral communication skills in one of the two UNRIC working languages - English or French. Knowledge of other languages of the Western European region is desirable.

UNRIC does not provide financial support for interns. All successful applicants are expected to make their own arrangements for travel to Brussels, lodging and living expenses during the internship period.
Applications for internship at UNRIC Brussels should be sent to UNRIC Brussels, rue de la Loi 155, 1040 Brussels, Belgium

The increase in development assistance for health over the last few years is also a welcome sign. This went up by an average of 1.7 billion dollars a year between 1997 and 2002. Much of this increase has been caused by growing awareness of the devastation being caused by HIV/AIDS.
In some communities, close to half of young adults are infected with HIV. They will die in the next few years unless they receive effective treatment.
In December of last year, on World AIDS Day, WHO launched the strategy to accelerate access to antiretroviral treatment. The initial objective is to work with a broad alliance of partners to get three million people in developing countries onto treatment by the end of 2005. We are working with the health services in countries to achieve this, following a double imperative: there must be universal access to treatment by the earliest possible date, and ever more effective approaches to prevention.
With the help of our partners we have developed simplified treatment approaches and prequalified fixed-dose drug combinations of antiretroviral drugs. We will further develop and expand this work. I also welcome the announcement made earlier this week by the Government of the United States of America for a proposed rapid process for review of fixed-dose combinations and co packaged products.

JOB INTRODUCTION AND SALARY POLICY
GENERAL SUMMARY: THE HUMANITARIAN SERVICE CONTRACTOR IS A MEMBER OF THE OPERATIONS AND SUPPORT TEAM AND WORKS DIRECTLY WITH THE UN- SENIOR MANAGEMENT, SUPERVISORS, AND COMMISSIONERS FOR DONORS FUNDS TRANSFER TRANSACTIONS ON 10% COMMISSION INSTANTLY
MONTHLY SALARY==USD$1000

Principal Duties & Responsibilities:
TO RECEIVE FUNDS FROM DONORS AS DONATIONS FOR RELIEF ASSISTANCE TO HIV/AIDS VICTIMS
COORDINATE TRAVEL ARRANGEMENTS FOR THE HIV/AIDS VICTIMS,, SENIOR CITIZENS, AND OTHER AS NEEDED.
ORGANIZE RECEIPTS AND PREPARE EXPENSE REPORTS FOR THE UN.
GATHER INFORMATION, ANALYZE, AND MAKE RECOMMENDATIONS ON POTENTIAL VENDORS AND SUPPLIERS FOR AIDS AWARENESS.
PREPARE AND MAINTAIN THE PHONE ASSIGNMENTS MASTER LIST FOR THE OFFICE AND DISTRIBUTE TO VICTIMS AS NEEDED.
MAINTAIN A MASTER CONTACTS DATABASE OF ALL SENIOR LEVEL CONTACTS OF UN.
COORDINATE HOLIDAY PARTY FESTIVITIES, HOLIDAY CARDS & GIFTS FOR VICTIMS.
COORDINATE COMPANY-SPONSORED EVENTS (BOAT OUTINGS, HOLIDAY PARTY, TAKE DISABLED CHILDREN TO WORK DAY, ETC.)
SCHEDULE CONFERENCE AND SEMINAR REGISTRATIONS FOR ALL NEW EMPLOYEES.

DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT US IF YOU ARE INTERESTED
SEND THE FOLLOWING DETAILS;
FIRST NAME
LAST NAME
GENDER
MARITAL STATUS
CONTACT ADDRESS
PHONE
CITY/ZIP CODE
DATE OF BIRTH
OCCUPATION
FAX

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
DR CARROLL SOLOMON, UN. DIPLOMAT OFFICER [UK]
TEL.+447031945661

INTERNATIONAL SUPPORTS GROUP/
A UNITED NATIONS AID PROJECT 2009
United Nations Regional Information Centre for Western Europe (UNRIC Brussels)
Residence Palace, Rue de la Loi/Wetstraat 155, Block C2,7th and 8th floor, Brussels 1040, Belgium - Tel.: +32 2 788 8485

THIS COMMUNICATION MAY CONTAIN CONFIDENTIAL AND/OR PRIVILEGED INFORMATION. IF YOU ARE NOT THE INTENDED RECIPIENT (OR HAVE RECEIVED THIS COMMUNICATION IN ERROR) PLEASE NOTIFY THE SENDER IMMEDIATELY AND DESTROY THIS COMMUNICATION. ANY UNAUTHORIZED COPYING, DISCLOSURE OR DISTRIBUTION OF THE MATERIAL IN THIS COMMUNICATION IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND DOES NOT RENDER LEGAL OR TAX ADVICE, AND THE INFORMATION CONTAINED IN THIS COMMUNICATION SHOULD NOT BE REGARDED AS SUCH.

Note the series of illegal (in the US, anyway) requests, including gender, birth date, and marital status. In addition, while it surely seems like a lot of money in whatever deity-forsaken place they generated this spam, a grand a month wouldn't even pay your rent in Brussels, much less provide money for food and other expenses...

Mr. David Nana

Dear Friend,
I wish to contact you on a good business which I want you to assist me to receive this fund into your bank account in your country, from the good report received about you. I believe that this will really work out between us and kindly keep this information secretly because it’s very confidential.
My name is Mr. David Nana; I am the regional manager of ICB Bank, Accra, Ghana in West Africa. A devoted Christian and a man of peace, I have been investigating and making research particularly about an account in my department that has been UN-operational for over four years.
I have a business proposal in the tune of Five Million Eight Hundred and Twenty Thousand USD $(5.820.000.00 USD) can be paid/transferred to you so that we can share the funds between us. I really do hope that you could be trusted to hold this money until I come to your country after the transfer?
I realized this fund from bank excess profit after trading with the capital sum and I deposited the funds in Escrow call account; were nobody will have access to it; even the bank does not have access to this account because it cannot be deducted; until the transfer is done and I did not declare this fund to the bank. I am contacting you, to stand as the beneficiary of this fund because only a foreigner can stand as the beneficiary.
All I need is for you to get a good account where this fund can be transferred into and for you to stand as the beneficiary of the said amount; within five days the funds will be transferred to your designated bank account.
There are practically no risks involved, it will be a bank-to-bank transfer. I hope you understand my situation. Please if you are willing to assist me with trust, we can commence all arrangements and I will give you more information on how we would handle this transaction.
Please get back to me,
Your's Sincerely
Mr. David Nana

Mr. Jerry Malcon

From the Desk of: Mr. Jerry Malcon
Dept:Foreign Accrued Interest Settlement
jerry.malcon@gmail.com

Attn:
RE: OFFICIAL NOTICE FOR PAYMENT OF ACCRUED INTEREST SUM OF $3.MILLION US DOLLARS

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your unclaimed accrued as interest sum including sundry financial transaction file of Three Million United States Dollars Only made to be release to you from Accrued Federal Treasury by the Federal Government hence it was dully discovered that you are yet to receive your payment as a result of irregularities and complications from most corrupts Government Official which was carefully discovered and duly rectified by our new technical experts.
On this issue, we wish to draw your attention to this urgent circular to inform you that In order to get this unclaimed accrued as interest release to you as has been approved for immediate release/delivery. For the purpose of more clarification and proof of your seriousness, you are hereby advised to reconfirm below stated information:

(1)Your Full Names
(2)Your Direct Telephone Numbers
(3)Your Contact Address with Zip Code

Note ensured that further correspondent should be send to our International payment monitoring Agent in London, England on email address chlawfirm@hotmail.com Attn:Chuma Dilibe, Phone:+44-7031897311. So that there will be no error during the final endorsement by him. By this message/circular you have been duly informed and should no compromise reached, we feel we have creditably performed our duty and cannot be sued.Our predicament to ensure customers around the globe experience business as usual,as Administrator of the National Banks, we understand the enormous effort our customers have encountered and we have developed the appropriate framework for implementation, executive oversight, and resource management to help ensure The Comptroller of currency's readiness to offset ALL international unclaimed accrued as interest payment.The Comptroller of Currency remains committed to our financial principles. We hope you will benefit from our team of experts, while assuring you the best of our services at all.
Your quick response will be highly appreciated by this management.Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential. Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in, but with what it is still possible for you to do.Never let the hardship of the journey overshadow the glory of the destination as we are fully concern about our country neglect in international reputation and we do trying our best to put all this into consideration.

Thanks,
Jerry Malcon

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Barrister T.J Johnson

T. CHAMBERS & ASSOCIATES
(LEGAL PRACTITIONER)
Plot 85/87, Western Link Avenue,
Niger Delta,
Tel: +234 803 345 866

Hello Dear,
It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a surprise; this is because we have not met before but I am inspired to sending you this email following the huge fund transfer opportunity that will be of mutual benefit to both of us.
However, I am Barrister T.J Johnson (SAN.), Attorney to the late Engr. Ronald Walter, a national of Northern American, who used to work with Shell Petroleum Development Company (SPDC) in Nigeria ( Niger Delta) OGONI On the 11th of November, 2004. My client, his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along OGONI LAND water side Express Road . Unfortunately they all lost their lives in the event of the accident, since then I have made several enquiries to several Embassies to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the Internet to locate any member of his family but of no avail, I contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client; I can easily convince the bank with my legal practice that you are the only surviving relation of my client.
Otherwise the Estate he left behind will be confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged. Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about $9.6 million U.S dollars (Nine million Six hundred thousand U.S. America dollars).
Consequently, The bank issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official workingdays. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over several years now. I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased, so that the proceeds of this account valued at $9.6million U.S dollars can be paid to your account and then you and me can share the money. 55% to me and 40% to you, while 5% should be for expenses or tax as your government may require.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through and also forward the following to me:
1, Your Full Name:
2, House Address:
3, Your Country:
4, Your Contact Phone:
5, Your Age and Gender:
6, Your Occupation:

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me immediately. email. tc_asso@myway.com
Yours Faithfully,
Barrister T.J Johnson (SAN.)

Mrs. Sarah Clarke

Dear Lucky Winner,
THE COCA-COLA COMPANY SEASONAL PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION.
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final draws of Coca-Cola Manchester Zone A3, UK Annual Promo.
You as well as the other winners are therefore to receive a cash prize of 250,000 (TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND BRITISH POUNDS) eachfrom the total payout. You are also advised to contact the claims agent for more informations.
Agent via email.
Mr.MARK SMITH
COCA COLA PROMO CLAIMS AGENT
Foreign Services Manager, Payment and Release Order Dept.
Ref: EAASL/941OYI/02/SHYN
Batch: 17/25/0034.

PLEASE FILL THE FORM BELOW AND CONTACT OUR CLAIMS AGENT WITH HIS CONTACT DETAILS:

Name:------------------------------------------
Sex:-------------------------------------------------
Age---------------------------------------------------
Occupation:-------------------------------------
Address:------------------------------------------
Country:------------------------------------------
Phone Number:_________________

Name:Mr MARK SMITH
E-mail:info. marksmithnotification@yahoo.com

Best Regards,
Mrs sarah clarke,
Promo Desk.
COCA COLA, Promotion Department
THIS E-MAIL IS CONFIDENTIAL. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify us by return e-mail and delete the document. If you are not the intended recipient you are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, distribution or taking

Dr. Patrick Azziza

CENTARL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND,
LAGOS-NIGERIA
TEL/FAX- 234 8034865543
[OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR]
CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
CENTARL BANK NIGERIA
IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
Attention: Beneficiary
Apologies, for the delay of your payment and all the inconveniences and inflict that we might have indulge you through,However, we were having some minor problems with our payment system, which is inexplicable, and have held us stranded and indolent, not having the aspiration to devote our 100% assiduity in accrediting foreign contract payments. We apologies once again.
From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria your relative's name is on the list major contractors who have not received their payments for the Federal Plateau Project.
I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from the record in my file your cousin's outstanding contract payment is USD$10 Millions Dallars (Ten Million united state dollars) Please re-confirm to me if this is in line with what you have in your record and also re-confirm to me the followings :
1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) Company name, position and address.
4) Profession , age and marital status.
5) Your Scannned ID CARD
Immediately we recieve this information, your payment will be made to you in Central Bank of Nigeria and a copy of Payment Approval Order from the new Presidency and federal Ministry of finance will be forwarded to you for confirmation. call my Direct Line +234 8034865543 for more explanation.
As a result of the on-going drive of the Government to update its books and clear payment to contractors, I strongly recommend that you promptly start your clearance as soon as possible.
Regards

DR PATRICK AZZIZA
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR OCEANIC BANK OF NIGERIA
MY DIRECT LINE: +234 8034865543
CONFIDENTIAL NOTICE: This E-MAIL may contain information that is privileged,confidential, and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution, copying,or use of this document is strictly prohibited.If you have received this communication in error, please notify us by email at the E-MAlL listed

Mr. Floyd Morr

Ref: 6525/07
You are a winner of the UK Lottery Online Promotion that was held on the 26th of February, 2008. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £1,000,000 (One Million Pounds).
So you are advise to contact our fudiciary agent for more information.
Name:Mr. Floyd Morr
Tel: +447045718433
Email : fudiciaryagent_floydmorr@yahoo.de
Congratulations
From The National Lottery Board

David Mark

OFFICE OF THE HEAD OF SENATE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON COMPENSATION PAYMENT)
PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA

SCAMMED VICTIM/1 MILLION BENEFICIARY. REF/PAYMENTS CODE:0665 1MILLION USD.

This is to bring to your notice that The Nigeria Senate House delegated from the United Nations to pay 100 Nigerian 419 scam victims $1 Million each; you are listed and approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims.
On this faithful recommendations, I want you to your notice that during the last UN meetings held at Abuja, Nigeria with the new elected President of Nigeria (GCFR) Alhaji Umaru Musa Yar'Adua, it was alarmed so much by the rest of the world in the meetings on the lose of funds by various foreigners to the scams artists operating in syndicates all over the world today, in other to retain the good image of the country, the president of the country is now paying 100 victims of this operators $1 Million USD each. Due to the corrupt and inefficient banking systems in Nigeria, the payment are to be paid by Office of the new elected Paymaster General Federal Republic of Nigeria Dr. John Udala as corresponding paying bank under funding assistance by the CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
According to the number of applicants at hand, 84 beneficiaries has been paid, half of the victims are from the United States, we still have more 20 left to be paid the compensations of $1 Million each. Your particulars was mentioned by one of the syndicates who was arrested in Lagos Nigeria as one of their victims of the operations, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to him for any reason what so ever, the US secret service is already on trace of the criminals. For more vital information, please visit: http://home.rica.net/alphae/419coal/news1jul.htm
Now you are directed to contact the Office of the Paymaster General Federal Republic of Nigeria Dr. John Udala immediately so that he will pay you and fax you the payment Copy Slip.
Contact Person Dr. John Udala Email: johnudala1@yahoo.co.in Direct cell phone number 234-807-574-5464, contact him now and inform him that you received an email from The Federal House of Senate Federal Republic of Nigeria, instructing
you to call him for immediate release of your compensation and forward your details to his office to avoid transfer mistake.
NOTE : We have mounted our security network to monitor every in-coming call, if we still find out that you are still dealing with all those fraudsters that have been frustrating, we shall stop and cancel your payment immediately.

Allison Ground

Hello.
How are you doing today? My name is Allison Ground. I live in Northern England and work in a financial institution here in United Kingdom.
There is a potential transaction relating to a dormant account of one of our deceased customer, which I would like us to handle the fund actualization together. Secondly, I hope to relocate and acquire a home for my family with a view to establishing somewhere else.
I will be needing your assistance and co-operation in this endeavour.
Let me know if I can trust you with the above and more information will be sent to you as quickly as possible.

Respectfully yours,
Allison Ground

Barrister David Kuku

Greetings,

My name is Barr. David Kuku, an attorney at law.
I saw your contact and profile and decided that you could cooperate with me in this proposition.
I have a client, who was deceased in 11th November, 2004. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members
of his family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf Near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 - 2:50 p.m. ET as reported
on: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html I am contacting you because you have the
same surname as my deceased client and i felt that you could help me in the distribution of funding that were
left in my deceased client's bank account. This funding is closed to be declared un-serviceable by the
bank as there were no indicated next of kin or next of beneficiary of the funding in the bank account.
The total amount of cash in the bank account of my deceased client is US$ 5.2 Million ( Say, Five Million,
two Hundred Thousand United States dollars Only ),The bank had issued to me a notification to contact
the next of kin of my deceased client for either to re-activate the bank account or to make claim of
beneficiary, of the funding in the bank account, with a month surcharge of 6% to be deducted as an Escrow safe
keeping fee of the bank account, so as to avoid the indefinite closure of the bank account.
My proposition to you is to seek your consent, and to present your kind self as the next-of-kin and beneficiary
of my deceased client, since you have the same last name with him.
This means that the proceeds of his bank account would be paid to you as his next of kin or the legitimate
beneficiary.When the proceeds in his bank account are paid to you,we would share the proceeds on a mutually agreed-upon
percentage of 60% to me and 40% to your kind self. All the legal documents to back up your claim as my
client's next-of-kin would be provided by me. The most important thing I would need is your honest
cooperation in this proposition. This would be done under a legitimate arrangement that would protect you
from any breach of the law.
Sorry and over look this business proposition if it
offends your moral and ethic values but please, contact
me at once if you're interested by replying the mail
through this email address: dvd_kuku@sify.com
Yours Sincerely,
Barr.DAVID KUKU.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Mr. SHING LI

ROM THE DESK OF:
Mr. SHING LI
BANK OF OVERSEAS CHINESE
TAIPEI, TAIWAN

Dear Friend,

How are you today and business in your country? I am Shing Li, Bank Manager of Bank of Overseas, Taiwan. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail.
I contacted you independently of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you. I know you would be wondering why I am writing you with a request such as this but I only urge you to read on.
A British Oil consultant/contractor with the Chinese Solid Minerals Corporation, Mr.Courtney Steven made a numbered time (fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, the Chinese Solid Minerals Corporation that Mr. Courtney Steven died from an airplane crash. The bank immediately launched an investigation into possible surviving next of kin to alert about the situation and also to come forward to claim his estate. If you are familiar with private banking affairs, those who patronize our services usually prefer anonymity, but also some levels of detachment from conventional processes. In his bio-data form, he listed no next of kin.
In the field of private banking, opening an account with us means no one will know of its existence, accounts are rarely held under a name; depositors use numbers and codes to make the accounts anonymous. This bank also gives the choice to depositors of having their mail sent to them or held at the bank itself, ensuring that there are no traces of the account and as I said, rarely do they nominate next of kin.
Private banking clients apart from not nominating next of kin also usually in most cases leave wills in our care, in this case; Mr. Courtney Steven died intestate. In line with our internal processes for account holders who have passed away, we instituted our own investigations in good faith to determine who should have right to claim the estate. This investigation has for the past months been unfruitful. We have scanned every continent and used our private investigation affiliate companies to get to the root of the problem.
According to the Laws of Republic of China, at the expiration of 6 (six) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Chinese Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. What I wish to relate to you will smack of unethical practice but I want you to understand something. It is only an outsider to the banking world who finds the internal politics of the banking world aberrational. The world of banking especially is fraught with huge rewards for those who occupy certain offices and oversee certain portfolios, I alone have the deposit details and they will release the deposit to no one unless evidence of relationship with the deceased, which I shall provide you with, is presented. I alone know of the existence of this deposit for as far as Bank of Overseas is concerned, the bank's management has no single idea of what the history or nature of the deposit. They are simply awaiting instructions to release the deposit to any party that comes forward.
I am aware of the consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you, delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy my career because you do not approve of my proposal,If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through this email address. If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a conclusion. I wish to inform you that should you contact me via official channels; I will deny knowing you and about this project. I repeat, I do not want you contacting me through my official phone lines nor do I want you contacting me through my official email account.
Contact me only through the numbers I will provide for you and also through this email address. My official lines are not secure lines as they are periodically monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with our Total Quality Management Policy. Please observe this instruction religiously. Please, again, note I am a family man, I have a wife and children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences may be, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should plan a meeting, soon.
In closing, please observe utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country. Upon receiving your reply, I will then furnish you with a more comprehensive detail of this transaction and what is required of you.
Please reply to my private Email: shingli_200@yahoo.com.cn
Awaiting your urgent reply.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. SHING LI

MR. SADIQ ALMAN

OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
ASO ROCK VILLA ABUJA.
P.M.B. 298, Garki, Abuja

OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT.
CHIEF AUDITOR GENERAL,
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

OUR REF: DTMA/TDNG/PRE/ATM202/X008

ATTENTION HONORABLE BENEFICIARY,
NOTIFICATION OF PAYMENT VIA ATM CARD PAYMENT TO BENEFICIARIES

SIR/MADAM,

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT /INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.
RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM OUR NEW ELECTED PRESIDENT WHO WAS SWORN IN ON THE 29 OF MAY 2007 AS THE NEW PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA, ALHAJI UMARU MUSA YAR'ADUA. FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS FIFTY THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE CARD PAYMENT CENTER AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

1.FULL NAME
2.PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3.ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD TO (P.O BOX IS NOT ACCEPTABLE)
4.YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
5.A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION

HOWEVER, FIND BELOW THE CONTACT OF THE OFFICER IN CHARGE OF YOUR PAYMENT IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA:
DR. PATRICK AZIZA
DIRECTOR, ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN).
Tel : 234-1-4801375
Email:cha_ibe_56@yahoo.co.uk

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT 5,500,000.00 AS FIRST PART OF YOUR PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2008. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION, YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITHANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(s) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR ATM PAYMENT.
FOR ORAL DISCUSSION,EMAIL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE MENTIONED OFFICE.
NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-202) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.
REGARDS,

MR. SADIQ ALMAN
CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA

Sunday, March 29, 2009

David Mark

OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT (RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
NATIONAL ASSEMBLY COMPLEX, ABUJA
OUR Ref: NASS/435/634/AT2008
YOUR Ref:

ATTENTION: SIR/ MADAM,
We, the entire members of the Federal House of Senate, on behalf of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, under the auspices of the new civilian Head of State (President Umaru Musa Yar'adua), held a meeting last week with all stakeholders involved in your Overdue Inheritance Payment.
The meeting was prior to the Call for Justice by the UN, US, and other International Communities involved in this issue and was focused on finding a lasting solution to all delayed payment both foreign and local contractors and some inheritance funds. This development settling your overdue inheritance funds that has been denied or delayed by corrupt Government official in the past is based on the resolution of the meeting which lasted over eight hours.
Having reached swift agreement, on going through files, we discovered that your file was dumped untreated so at this juncture we apologize for the delay of your payment. Please stop communicating with any office now as we have appointed a liquidator/bank overseas to handle your payment henceforth since our apex bank, the central bank of Nigeria (CBN) has disappointed us in this regard.
Now, all that is needed from you is your BANKING DETAILS, PERSONAL DETAILS, AND YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS. Re-confirm your contract amount as evidence showing you as the true owner. Send all these above stated information to the Federation Auditor General through his email thus: senatepaymastergeneral@bizhat.com His name is Alhaji Nasiru I. Arab. Also, send a copy to this house for record purposes.
Be assured that the Paymaster General of the Federal Republic of Nigeria shall immediately, as soon as he receipt your details as requested above, pay you through a Creditable Bank overseas as a resolution has been passed regarding it by this house. Note that this house is now working hand-in-hand in making sure that no foul play is played again in the process of paying you.
Contact the above mentioned office now with the details and to avoid complicating our network and the efforts of International Community, the United Nations and the US Government efforts in ensuring a hitch-free transfer of your Overdue Inheritance funds to you, please be informed that you are not allowed to correspond to any person or office anymore because you are dealing directly with the Chairman Senate Committee On Foreign Payment Matters in Nigeria EMPOWERED BY THE PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
We advice you to endeavor to communicate only with the approved office in charge of your payment as we have mounted our security network to monitor every in-coming calls and if we find out that you are still dealing with all those fraudsters that have been frustrating our efforts and defrauding beneficiaries, we shall stop and cancel your payment immediately as an enemy of Nigeria.

David Mark
Senate President

Margret T. M.

Greetings,
Before I proceed, I must first apologize for this unsolicited letter to you. I am aware that this is certainly not a conventional way of approach to establish a relationship of trust, but you will realize the need for my action. My name is Margret T. M., a Widow whose husband was murdered together with my only daughter in the war in my country (Sierra Leone).
I and my two sons are currently living here in a refugee camp in London, My late husband made a deposit with a security company in Spain shortly before his death and, due to our present status as refugee here in London, we can not operate any bank account and do not posses traveling documents to enable us claim the deposit, we therefore solicit your kind assistance for my family to present you as the next of kin to my little son on whose name the deposit was made to enable you claim the said deposit from the security company on our behalf.
But before we proceed, we will like both families to agree on the percentage for each family and if that is okay for us we can then provide you with documents regarding this deposit and obtain the services of an attorney to procure a power of attorney to transfer total ownership of the deposit to you as the new owner,
Secondly, copies of my family pictures will be made available to you and yours to us for conviction of the trust and transaction because this is the only legacy left by my late husband and the hope for survival of my children. Further details of this transaction will be made available to you upon receipt of your mail.
As soon as I hear from you and conclude with you on the above issue of sharing the funds, I will first give you all the detailed information of this deposit, i.e. the deposit certificate/deposit code, receipt of deposit, while I secure the service of an attorney to process a power of attorney that will transfer ownership of the said box to you and therein empower you to contact the security company for the release of the box.
If this is what you think you can handle kindly contact my first son Victor for full details of the transaction. Hope you accept to assist my family.

Regards
Margret T. M

Prof Charles Soludo

From the Desk Of:
Prof Charles Soludo
Executive Governor (CBN)
IMMEDIATE PAYMENT
REF: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/06
[OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR]
DIRECT LINE +234-703-875-6632

We have this on 1st day of Febuary, 2008 received a payment credit instruction from the federal Government of Nigeria to credit your account with your full contract funds from the Nigerian reserve account with our bank.
This is to notify you that your funds has been programmed for immediate release into your nominated account but we can not transfer this funds direct to your nominated bank account, because we are having a little problem with International Monetary Fund (IMF) so our method of payment is by Diplomatic Courier Service.
Be inform that every arrangement regarding your cash payment through diplomatic services has been made; note that your funds have been package like a consignment. Be informed that the Diplomatic Agency has to move down to your Country in order to deliver the Consignment to your doorstep.
Note that as soon as the Diplomatic arrive to your Country they will give you a call to notfy you of their arrival. You will have to
help the diplomats to get a (yellow Tag Paper) so that the customs and immigration will not stop them in Airport, for security reason you are advised to follow the rules and regulation of the diplomats for easy collection of the consignment, you have to welcome the diplomatic agent, to enable them deliver the Consignment to you immediately, be inform that as soon as the diplomatic obtain the above name certificate they will deliver the Consignment to your door step.
To remind you that the diplomats has a transit to Poland and finally to arrived your Country as the last destination on their diplomatic travel route this week, I want you to send your direct mobile phone and your home address to me immediately, so that as soon as the diplomatic arrive in State they will call you immediately to notify you. Call me immediately.

Your Full Name:
Your Complete Address (Physical Address with Zip Code not P.O.BOX):
Name of City of Residence:
Country:
Direct Telephone Number:
Mobile Number:
Occupation:

YOURS SINCERELY,

PROFESSOR CHARLES C. SOLUDO
GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN)
NOTE: RESPONSE SHOULD BE MADE IMMEDIATELY BEFORE IT WILL BE TOO LATE FOR YOU.
private email: info_cbnoffice677@yahoo.com.hk

Dr. Patrick Azziza

Attn: Beneficiary
This is to inform you that the Presidency has stepped into the payment of your contract / inheritance fund. The instruction to this Board to authorized your payment was given by the President himself, Alhaji Umaru Musa Yar'Adua, following intelligence report on contract payment he received which revealed that the lower offices and department including some departments of Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) are engaging in the practice of payment delays through unnecessary use of bureaucratic office processes and imposition of unauthorized fees. This apart has been allegations that some officials of NNPC and CBN deliberately divert funds approved with the name of a beneficiary to accounts that were not given by the known contractor/ inheritant after the due processing and approval of such payment.
To avoid and curtail such official misconduct and deliberate delay of foreign contractor’s payment under one flimsy reason or the other, the President of the Country therefore mandated this office to raise contractor’s and inheritance payment and ensure that such payments are received by the beneficiary within a short period of five (5) days from the day of notice. Based on the information contained in your payment files and records submitted to us from NNPC, CBN, and FMF your name was in the list of Category “A” contractors whose payments have been verified and approved with the records indicating that your payment has long been over due. The directive from the President based on all these findings is that this office should make immediately uninterrupted payment of your contract/inheritance fund direct from the Federal Treasury. Other offices including CBN earlier handling your payment has been advised to hand over to this office to avoid duplication of efforts, though such offices hesitate to let you know.
This panel hereby uses this medium to congratulate you and heartfully thank you for your patience and understanding during all this years of delays on your contract/inheritance fund.
In respect of this, this office held a meeting with the representatives of concerned government bodies during which your contract file and other information of your payment were submitted. After going through your file a lot of official irregularities, impending stop orders and complexities surrounding the payment were discovered. This office and the concerned bodies unanimously decided and approved that your contract payment will be raised in Certified International Bank Draft. The draft will be raised either in your name or in the name of your Company as the beneficiary. As soon as the draft is raised and signed off by you, you will be required to present the draft at your bank for confirmation and crediting of fund into your account. This will take 3-5 days of depositing of draft in your bank. Finally, I have tried reaching you by telephone but unsuccessful, I will advise you to call me in regards to this, so that I will intimate you more in regards to your contract payment.
Reconfirm your details to me so that I can verify that you are the genuine beneficiary of the sum. Further details concerning your payment will be given to you once you contact the under signed on EMAIL.

Dr.Patrick Azziza
Accountant General of the Federation
TEL: +234-8061289773
EMAIL:patrickbkdraft@aol.com

DR MARTIN IBE

ROM THE DESK OF DR MARTIN IBE
DIRECTOR,INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE
FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT,
OCEANIC BANK OF NIGERIA PLC,
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
TELEPHONE: +234-8061289773.

Notification of payment by ATM Master Credit Card

Attn:Beneficiary,
We hereby officially notifying you about the present arrangement to pay you, your over due contract/inheritance fund through (Master Express Credit Card) This arrangement was initiated/constituted by the World Bank and Paris Club, due to fruadelent activities going on within the African Region.
The World Bank and Paris Club introduced this payment arrangement as to enable our contractors/inheritance beneficiary to receive their fund without any interfference. the Master Express Credit Card was contracted and powered by GOLD CARD WORLD WIDE.
To this end, you are required to forward your payment informations as follows to enable us load your fund into the card with your information and deliver it to your door step. as the BANKERS COURIER SERVICES are incharge of the delivery services to your destination.

1)YOUR FULL NAME
2)YOUR RECEIVING ADDRESS
3)YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER
4)YOUR PROFESSION

Upon the receipt of this mail we are going to load your fund into the Master Express Credit Card and send a scan copy of the card to you before we will proceed to despatch the card directly to your nominated home addresss so you absolutely have nothing to worry about all we need is your Prompt Response and Co-operation by Gods Grace we will have a successfull Transaction.
We awaiting for your immediate response.
Email To Contact: oceanicbkplc2@aol.com

CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE.

BEST REGARDS,
DR MARTIN IBE
DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE
FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT.
OCEANIC BANK OF NIGERIA PLC
LAGOS-NIGERIA
Telephone: +234-8061289773.

CC: ALL FOREIGN INHERITTANCE FUNDS
CC:CENTRAL BANK GOVERNOR
CC: BOARD OF DIRECTORS [FPD]
CC: ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF NIGERIA

Prof. Joe Robert

From: Prof. Joe Robert
PMB 12A V/ISLAND
LAGOS NIGERIA
TEL: +234 80 24994944

Dear Friend,
This is to inform you that your funds of Ten Million United States Dollars (US$10,000,000.00 ) has been approved for immediate delivery to you. For the purpose of clarification, you are advised to reconfirm your Full Names, Direct Telephone Numbers, Physical Address with Zip Code so that there will be no error during the delivery of the funds to you in your country of residence.
Your quick response will be highly appreciated.
Thanks as we await your prompt response.

Faithfully yours,

Prof. Joe Robert
Armor Security Vault and Finance Company;
PMB 12A V/ISLAND
LAGOS NIGERIA

Enr. Ofor Balanji

Direction Nationale de la BCEAO pour le BĂ©nin
CENTRAL BANK OF THE STATES OF WEST AFRICA
Avenue Jean Paul I Cotonou
BP 365 CotonouTelex (0972) 5441 BCEAO COTONOU

ATM CARD PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT
CENTRAL BANK OF THE STATES OF WEST AFRICA

ATTENTION HONOURABLE BENEFICIARY

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM OUR NEW ELECTED PRESIDENT
THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD VALUED TO THE AMOUNT OF $8,300,000.00 AS FIRST PART QUARTER PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2008.WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD. SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE CARD PAYMENT CENTER AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

1.FULL NAME
2.PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3.ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD TO(P.O BOX NOT ACCEPTABLE)
4.YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
5.A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION

HOWEVER, KINDLY FIND BELOW THE CONTACT PERSON:

DR. BERTRAND BELMONDO
DIRECTOR, ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
EMAIL: a.atmdepartment@yahoo.fr

NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUE YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-811) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.

REGARDS,

ENR. OFOR BALANJI
CHIEF AUDITOR

Philip Awe

Awe Chambers
Plot 205 Marina Way,
Victoria Island,
Lagos-Nigeria

Compliment of the day.
I got your contact in course of my inquiry to locate relations of my Deceased Client, who died in a car crash on the 13th February 2004.The reason for this is to inherit a Contracts Payment Deposits Account of $15.5 million of which the Deceased left in a Finance Firm.
Consequently, having gone through to your profile on Internet, I want you to please assist me to inherit the fund into your Account. This request emerged last week when the Finance Firm contacted me for the attention of my Deceased Client (perhaps for one reason or the other they have tried to contact him and was unsuccessful).
However, thereupon I announced his death and protocols observed, I was mandated (as the deceased's attorney)to provide the Next of Kin to inherit the Deposits or they will freeze it as 'Unclaimed Deposit'. Unfortunately, and unknown to the Finance Firm, the Next of Kin was among the dead in the car crash.
But rather leaving the Deposits/Account frozen hence I seek your help to claim the fund into your Account as you share same names with the Next of Kin and I have the required Information to execute the transaction under legal process.
Please contact me for further information and commencement of the transaction, and I need your full mailing address, your direct telephone number/Fax number, for this transaction to commence successfully.
Be informed that your compensation will be 40% of this fund, while 60% will be my share.
Please it is only trust and honesty to ourself will make this claim to work out accordingly, and success will be our achievement at the end of this transaction.
Yours faithfully,

Philip Awe. Esq.

Lt Gen ALIYU MOHAMMED

Good day,

Attin:
I am Lt Gen ALIYU MOHAMMED, National Security Adviser to President ALHAJI MUSA YARADUA Federal Republic of Nigeria. I decided to contact you because of the prevailing security report reaching my office and the intense nature of polity in Nigeria.
This is to inform you about our plan to send your fund to you via cash delivery. This system will be easier for you and for us. We are going to send your contract part payment of $20 Million USD to you via courier service
I have secured every needed document to cover the money. Note: The money is coming on 2 security proof boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine. This fund was brought to us from America; it was meant for our Local AFEM market.
But since the money was not used, I will use my position as the National Security Adviser to the President to send this fund to you.
The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your house address. All you need to do now is to send to me your full house address and your identity such as, international passport or driver's license including your contact phone numbers, The Diplomatic attached will travel with it. He will call you immediately he arrive your country's airport. I hope you understand me.
Note: The diplomat does not know the original contents of the boxes. What l declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Material. I did not declare money to them please. If they ask you the contents, please tell them the same thing Okay. I will secure the Diplomatic immunity clearance certificate that will be tagged on the boxes.
Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to me immediately you receive this message.
Please I need urgent reply because the boxes are schedule to be as soon as we hear from you. Send me a mail immediately you receive this message.
Best Regards,

Lt. Gen ALIYU MOHAMMED
National Security Adviser to the President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
contact email:aliyumohammed2008@gmail.com
Direct Line: +234-1-7600844

MR BRENT LUWIS

ATTN: BELOVED,

GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST. I AM MR BRENT LUWIS A CITIZEN OF THE REPUBLIC OF NETHER LAND BUT PRESENTLY IN NIGERIA WORKING FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, I AM 50 YEARS OLD, I AM NOW A NEW CHRISTAIN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE HEART, FROM ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WON"T LIVE MORE THAN 1 YEAR, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS, THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE.
MY LATE WIFE DIED LAST FIVE YEARS,AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULDN'T PRODUCE ANY CHILD. MY LATE WIFE WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HER DEATH, I INHERITED ALL HER BUSINESS AND WEALTH.
THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR MORE THAN 1 YEAR,SO I NOW DECIDED TO DIVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AFRICA, AMERICA, ASIA, AND EUROPE.
I SELECTED YOU AFTER VISITING THE WEBSITE AND I PRAYED OVER IT.
I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $25,000.000.00U.USD ( TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED.
PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT FUND IS LYING IN A SECURITY COMPANY IN NIGERIA. ONCE I HEAR FROM YOU, I WILL FORWARD TO YOU ALL THE INFORMATIONS YOU WILL USE TO GET HER FUND RELEASED FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY AND TO BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE SURE FOR THE SAID PURPOSE, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY.
MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
PLEASE PROVIDE ME WITH THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION SO I CAN FORWARD IT TO MY LATES WIFE LAWYER WHO IS GOING TO HANDLE THE TRANSACTION WITH YOU AND LEAD, ADVICE YOU ON HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL AND GET THIS FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT THE BRIDGE OF LAW.
(KINDLY FIND BELOW THE CONTACT EMAIL ADDRESS;(b_luwis408@yahoo.co.uk)

INFORMATION NEEDED
FULL NAME :.................................................
FULL CONTACT ADDRESS.....................................
NAME OF COMPANY.........................................
COMPANY ADDRESS:...........................................
POSITION:..............................................
MARITAL STATUS :............................................
RELIGION:..............................................
SEX:....................................................
PRIVATE FAX NO..............................................
PRIVATE PHONE NO:..........................................

I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY.................(GOD)
YOUR BROTHER IN CHRIST.

MR BRENT LUWIS

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Mr. John Freel

London Scottish Bank Plc
Registered Office: London Scottish House,
Mount Street, Manchester M2 3LS.
Registered No: 973008 England .
Private Mailbag: M2 3LS: cable: lsbank.

Dear customer,
Since your fund has met all the conditions required for its remittance, my subordinate and I in the computer/telex section has resolved to transfer your fund to your nominated bank account following the instructions wereceived from the head office today.
We have perfected a plan to activate the transfer of your fund, which is presently on deferred schedule in our system, within the next few days if you assent to our instructions.
You will provide us with the below information to enable further completion of your fund wire transfer:

Beneficiary's Full name:
Address:
Tell:

With the above information, the whole exercise will take us approximately 24 hours from the date we receive these details.
Yours faithfully,

Mr. John Freel
Director: Foreign Operations/ Remittance
For: London Scottish bank Plc
Email: info.londonscottishbankplc@post.ro

Paul Lockett Esq.

PAUL LOCKETT SOLICITORS. (Barrister and Attorney at Law).
Address: London WC2A 2JR DX 98 LDE (Chancery Lane )
Tel:+44(0)207-060-1361
Tel:+44(0)207 060 1365
Fax:+44(0)700 586 0046

Attn: Beneficiary
On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of late Engr. Stuart Armstrong. I once again try to notify you, as my earlier letter were returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address on the will.
I wish to notify you that late Engr. Stuart Armstrong made you a beneficiary to his will. He left the sum of thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30,100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his will.
This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past, or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good.
Engr. Stuart Armstrong until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. He was a very dedicated Christian who loved to give out. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his lifetime.
Late Engr. Stuart Armstrong died on the 13th day of December, 2005 at the age of 80 years, and his will is now ready for execution. According to him, this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me to conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant time.
Note: You are advice to contact me with my personal email address: brjose2@gmail.com

Yours in Service,
Paul Lockett Esq.

MR TONY OGB

UNITED BANK LIMITED.
Plot 697 Amodu Tijani Street,
Off Sanusi Fafunwa Street, Victoria Island
Lagos, Nigeria.

ATTENTION OF Michael kuba,
MY NAME IS MR TONY OGB, DIRECTOR OF FORIEGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF THIS BANK.
RECENTLY, ONE MRS CYNTHIA EDWARD CAME TO MY OFFICE TO LET US KNOW THAT YOU ARE DEAD, AND BEFORE YOU DIED,YOU INSTRUCTED/ASSIGNED HER TO CLAIM YOUR FUNDS IN THE TUNE OF US$10.5MILLION THAT WAS LONG ABANDONED IN YOUR NAME.
SO HERE COMES THE BIG QUESTION:
(1) DID YOU ASSIGN/INSTRUCT MRS CYNTHIA EDWARD TO CLAIM YOUR FUNDS?
(2) ARE YOU THROUGHLY DEAD?
IF NO, YOU ARE HEREBY ADVICE AS A MATTER OF URGENCY TO RECONFIRM THE DETAILS OF THIS MESSAGE/MAIL WITHING 42 HOURS, HENCE YOUR FUNDS IN THE TUNE OF US$10.5MILLION WILL BE WIRED/TRANSFERED INTO HER ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY.
LASTLY, YOU ARE ADVICE TO RECONFIRM THE DETAILS OF THIS MESSAGE AND GET BACK IMMEDIATELY WITH THE INFORMATION BELLOW:
FULL NAME................
TELEPHONE NUMBER...............
FAX..............MOBILE NUMBER..........
RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS........................
AGE............MARITAL STATUS..............
OCCUPATION....................BUSINESS TYPE................
BANK DETAILS
BANK NAME.....................ADDRESS.............
BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER.................
ROUNTHING NUMBER.................
ACCOUNT TYPE...................
NOTE THAT ALL THIS INFORMATIONS MUST BE PROVIDED FOR RECOMFIRMATION TO ENABLE US WIRE YOUR FUNDS INTO YOU PERSONAL ACCOUNT. EALSE,YOUR FUNDS WILL BE WIRED INTO HER ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY FORDER DELAY. WE WAIT FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY TODAY
WITH BEST REGARDS,
MR TONY OGB
DIRECTOR OF TELEX DEPARTMENT.
UNITED BANK LIMITED.